1)
Q: Why don't snakes bite a lawyer?
2)
A: Professional courtesy are there?
3)
A: Only three. The rest are true stories
4)
Q: What
do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
A:
Your honor.
5)
What's the difference between a good lawyer and
a great lawyer?
A
good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
6)
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His
lips are moving.
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